Man & His fragile penis
The typical stereotype is that men have higher sex drives then women... what a load of shit i must say. I came to this conclusion awhile ago after talking with a number of women at the BDSM club i go to, most i ask say they have to beg their men into fuck'in.
I'm finding over the past few months that the male lebido is a very fragile creature, and not really as rampid as one is lead to belive, yet another propaganda driven by society. Any I ask to get some attention weither its making out, groping, or full out fucking, i'm usally given some half assed excuse. It's all about them and their equipment, don't get me wrong, lord knows i like to worship what their offering... but what about my fuck'in needs, multipule orgasms are NOT a myth... and i can't even remember the last time i got good head. I'm so frustrated all of this right now, actually i'm hop raving mad... not just at one person mind you.. it’s just at men in general. I asked over seven guys today to let me nail them on my roof tonight... not a one. And most seem to just be a pussy tease anyways, only a couple cum through on a semi regular basis. Even fewer show any signs of wanting to keep it interesting, well interesting to me at least, ones idea of keeping our sex interesting is having me bring a girl over and mess around in front of him... what the fuck... I’d just bring her back to my place damn it... i know someone else who would jump at a threesome...
I'm extremely torn between being fuck'in tired of asking for sex, and really fuck'in wanting sex... the wanting always wins, and it just makes me feel needy... but the more i think about it, the more i realize it’s not a bad thing to be a sexual being, i just need to find people who are just as sexually driven as i am, which is proving to be a tall order to fill. What with the safety precautions one needs to take when finding such play-pals.
summing up: who would think I’d be so hard to find someone to nail on a roof...
Saturday, April 18, 2009
cremation thoughts
You can have your loved ones ashes blown into glass… glass dildo? Butt plug? Ect…?
Thursday, April 2, 2009
Super Spunk Smoothie
Drink UpHere's a recipe for a drink that incorporates many popular cum-enhancing ingredients, as well as some used by cum-flavoring supplements. Though we can't make guarantees, it might make your cum taste better, and it's part of a balanced breakfast.
Super Spunk Smoothie
1 cup pineapple, fresh or canned
1 banana,
frozen1 cup apple juice
1/2 tsp ginger
1/2 tsp cinnamon
1/4 tsp nutmeg
1/2 tsp vanilla extract
2 TBS honey
Optional ingredients:
1 raw egg white,
2 TBS wheat germ,
2 TBS flax seed,
1 shot wheatgrass juice
Blend all ingredients in a blender until smooth. Drink immediately. Repeat daily for best results.
Super Spunk Smoothie
1 cup pineapple, fresh or canned
1 banana,
frozen1 cup apple juice
1/2 tsp ginger
1/2 tsp cinnamon
1/4 tsp nutmeg
1/2 tsp vanilla extract
2 TBS honey
Optional ingredients:
1 raw egg white,
2 TBS wheat germ,
2 TBS flax seed,
1 shot wheatgrass juice
Blend all ingredients in a blender until smooth. Drink immediately. Repeat daily for best results.
Fetish Rant
What the fuck man, does every fucker who has a camera think they’re a fetishists or fetish photographer? ok fine, as long as you pay, but at least have the fuck'in balls to follow through with the shoot YOU set up. Jesus titty fuck'in christ man, I guess I should know better, seeing as I have a general homicidal rage towards humanity as it is. But i had to think the odds where on myside, of all the "gigs" "modeling" and/or "acting" shit people have promised me, I mean its got to be around 50 at least now, I would think by odds alone, one of them would have had the testicular fortitude to follow though.
Its true the internet is full of people whom just blow smoke out of their ass, cause their too chicken shit to do anything about it by talk. If you can't fuck'in admit you like to take pictures of half naked hot chicks... what does that say about you.
lets take the closeted foot fetishist for example, THEY ARE FEET. So they turn you on, they get you all hot and bothered in your pants.. SO WHAT's WRONG with that? Your not killing babies by rubbing or fantasizing about someone’s feet. Even anal penetration gets more social respect (Note: this rant is a generalist not talking about anyone unparticular, just the large about of big talking, no action fuckers. but I guess if you think I 'm talking about you are egotistical, SO STOP IT THE WORLD DOES NOT REVOLVE AROUND YOU!
Its true the internet is full of people whom just blow smoke out of their ass, cause their too chicken shit to do anything about it by talk. If you can't fuck'in admit you like to take pictures of half naked hot chicks... what does that say about you.
lets take the closeted foot fetishist for example, THEY ARE FEET. So they turn you on, they get you all hot and bothered in your pants.. SO WHAT's WRONG with that? Your not killing babies by rubbing or fantasizing about someone’s feet. Even anal penetration gets more social respect (Note: this rant is a generalist not talking about anyone unparticular, just the large about of big talking, no action fuckers. but I guess if you think I 'm talking about you are egotistical, SO STOP IT THE WORLD DOES NOT REVOLVE AROUND YOU!
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